ext_66956 ([identity profile] syvia.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] kh_drabble2006-05-13 09:42 pm
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Drabble Begets Drabble?

Title: Till Proven Guilty
Word Count: 575
Spoilers: None
Notes: [livejournal.com profile] mneme_forgets is good at asking drabble-producing questions. :p

How did Sora, Donald and Goofy find out about Cloud’s little cross-dressing adventure?






The door slammed open and Cloud stalked in, sword drawn.

Merlin’s sugar bowl, jittery little thing that it was, threw its spoon in fright and cast a full scoop into Cid’s face. The mechanic shot up from his chair, cursing a blue streak and rubbing his eyes. Tifa’s cup paused on its way to her mouth. She raised an eloquent eyebrow in query, but was otherwise still. Merlin looked up from the sugar bowl- now hiding underneath his fluffy white beard- and glared at the blond.

“Now really, my boy, there is no reason for such-”

“Cloud,” Aerith broke in, smiling, “you’re just in time.” Leon switched their cups while she wasn’t looking. No matter how quickly the gunblader said ‘when’, the bowl seemed to think he needed five or more spoonfuls of sugar. Something about sweetening his disposition, Merlin had once said.

The blond stalked in, seeming to ignore Aerith’s welcome and Merlin’s grumbling.

“Who told them?”

Everyone at the table blinked except for Cid- who had filled the sink with water and plunged his face into it, muttering curses all the while. Their lack of comprehension was obvious.

Cloud’s eyes glowed more brightly in anger. He raised the sword- Merlin ducked and still lost the tip of his pointed hat- and set the flat of it on his shoulder, bouncing it a bit in agitation. They continued to stare at him with varying degrees of confusion on their faces.

“Sora was smiling a little more than usual when they passed me in the street,” he said in a too-calm, clipped voice. “They thought I was out of hearing range when Goofy said I had one of those faces. Donald might be difficult to understand, but I could make out ‘pig tails’ easily enough.”

Aerith blinked, made an ‘oh’ sort of face, and gave him sympathetic eyes. Tifa’s eyebrow went higher and she sipped her tea calmly. Leon’s brow furrowed in confusion. Merlin continued to glare.

Cid had moved on from the sink, past rubbing his eyes with a towel and was now searching for eye drops in the medicine cabinet. He was still swearing.

It was unfortunate, really, that Yuffie chose that exact time to enter. Cloud whirled on her, his eyes narrowed, and he took the sword down from his shoulder, into a ready position.

“Whatever it is, I didn’t do it!” she cried, holding up a bar of slowly dripping ice cream as a shield. Since she had, in fact, ‘borrowed’ a few accessories from Cloud just the other day and thought there was no way in hell he’d find out, her ‘innocent face’ wasn’t up to the usual standard. Cloud uttered something that sounded oddly like a growl and bent slightly at the knees.

“Yuffie, run,” Leon suggested.

The ninja did so, disappearing into a puff of smoke just outside the door with Cloud in hot pursuit. They could hear her shrill denials and Cloud’s battle cry down the street and into the next borough.

As the rest settled down to their tea, Leon turned to Merlin. “What was that about?” The old wizard shrugged, waving his arms in an expansive gesture.

Aerith re-exchanged cups with Leon and surreptitiously clinked it against Tifa’s. They shared a smug grin, then hid them as Cid came back to the table, daring the sugar bowl to come close enough for him to smash it.

They’d have to make it up to Yuffie later.

[identity profile] mneme-forgets.livejournal.com 2006-05-13 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs hysterically* Oh this is awesome. I like this one better than the first because I had forgotten how much I adored Merlin's crazy tea set. I love that Cid gets a scoop of sugar in the eye and the way that the sugar bowl hides behind Merlin's beard and how Merlin calls Cloud "MY BOY."

But even better is how the bowl always wants to sweeten Leon up.

I love how poor Merlin's hat receives Cloud's wrath.

I adore the way that Sora and Donald and Goofy mocked Cloud.

I love Yuffie's reaction to being faced with Cloud's sword. Hee. I am highly amused by the fact that she borrowed from Cloud's female wardrobe. Oh man.

This is such and amusing story will with lovely little details and good dialogue. I'm so glad again that my silly comments helped to inspire it.

Many things change in the world of Kingdom Hearts, but I guess once a crossdresser always a crossdresser.

[identity profile] mneme-forgets.livejournal.com 2006-05-13 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man. :) So sorry. I was obviously in the wrong head space there. Accessories, yes of course accessories. I guess that just proves I have a disturbed mind. Heh.

[identity profile] tabitha-dornoc.livejournal.com 2006-05-13 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I needed that giggle fit, thank you. XD Seriously, you have a wonderful talent for working with Disney backgrounds. Merlin's tea set is wonderful!

Aerith re-exchanged cups with Leon and surreptitiously clinked it against Tifa’s. *hearts*

[identity profile] dejablue7.livejournal.com 2006-05-13 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been waiting for someone to get Merlin and his tea set right.
That was quite fun. ^^ Although, I seem to recall the sugar bowl being more of a bully than something that was easily frightened. But I loved that bit about it sweetening Leon's tea, and the mention of Merlin's "fluffy white beard." Yes, Merlin did do strange things with his beard :D.
This line was also amusing: Cid came back to the table, daring the sugar bowl to come close enough for him to smash it. Cid, of course, would get the brunt of this.

[identity profile] igivebugshugs.livejournal.com 2006-05-13 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Much <3. :D I am in love with angry Cid. XD And just... Aerith and Leon. Seriously. How can you not love this?

[identity profile] gysecune.livejournal.com 2006-05-14 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
“They thought I was out of hearing range when Goofy said I had one of those faces. Donald might be difficult to understand, but I could make out ‘pig tails’ easily enough.” *dies laughing* I really love what you did with Cid and Merlin, oh man.

[identity profile] jadepheonix84.livejournal.com 2006-05-14 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
Leon switched their cups while she wasn’t looking. No matter how quickly the gunblader said ‘when’, the bowl seemed to think he needed five or more spoonfuls of sugar

I like this part. It's a running joke in the KH1 manga that Leon won't drink anything Aerith gives him, usually because she adds improper ingrediants ( like putting salt in lemonade) or mixes drinks that shouldn't be mixed ( soda and milk).

And I always wondered what would happen if Sora found out about Cloud's little cross-dressing adventure.

[identity profile] blue3lf.livejournal.com 2006-05-17 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahahaha! I remember that! I was thinking of that the moment that part came in the story. Before the scrolled down I thought the sentence would read out "No matter how quickly the gunblader said 'when', Aerith..."

[identity profile] byakuganchick.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I love that gag. And this fanfic just made it all the more amusing. Especially since she swapped glasses with him without him knowing it.

I also love how Aerith looks downright EVIL the first time she enters the manga, but she still has lemonade for everyone.

[identity profile] alexander.livejournal.com 2006-05-19 07:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Your fic has been pimped at [livejournal.com profile] weekly13 here (http://community.livejournal.com/weekly13/1271.html#cutid1)! Congrats and keep up the good work!