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Title: A Series of Unsettling Revelations.
Word Count: 110
Characters: Donald, Goofy
Rating: R for mentions of SoRiKai in an intimate sense
Spoilers: None
Notes: Warning, may scar your childhood.

Donald gave Goofy a horrified look as he quickly slammed the door shut, and the duo proceeded to flee down the corridor. After taking a few seconds to catch his breath, the scandalized court wizard asked, “What in the world were those three doing?”

“Gwarsh Donald, I think they were having a threesome. Sora was havin’ oral sex with Kairi while Riku…”Goofy trailed off as Donald gestured for him to stop furiously while screaming unintelligibility. After taking a few more minutes to calm down again Donald gave his old friend a strange look.

“Goofy, how in the name of the Magic Kingdom did you know all that?”

“Well where do you think Maxie came from Donald? The Stork?”

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the thought of Goofy... ^^;; Oh wow... XD um... *snickers* explains why there's no mom around... ehehe

That it does *grin*

.... AAAAAAGH MY BRAIN XDXD

*points dramatically* You were warned!

I hope I didn't do too much damage though.

....oh, my childhood @_@

Yea, sorry about that, I think you can pick a new one up at Disney World for 15 bucks.

You know, I always wondered about Max. XD

It is a mystery, I mean, he had to come from somewhere...

*laughs* Ah man, this was priceless. The fact that Goofy, the lovable nut, would know this sort of thing makes me smile.

I'm glad you enjoyed it

I can't stop grinning. XD

*applauds you*

You're too kind

::opens mouth::

::closes it::

I just scared my son with the cackle this produced. I love you so much right now.

M, And Goofy proves, yet again, that he is the smartest person in the party.

Heh, you'll have to apologize to him for me.

Yea I know, he really is.

XDD I CAN JUST IMAGINE GOOFY SAYING THAT ALL MATTER-OF-FACT-LIKE. You win. *dies*

that's almost exactly what i was going to post. ♥ because goofy secretly knows everything. ♥

He really does, Goofy is the fountain of all knowledge!

That's the mental image that inspired this drabble in the first place, actually.

That's insane. I love you for it, thoughXDD

Heh, most of the love I get originates from my insanity

Thank you, thank you, thank you, I love you, you win. *gives interwebz*

XD Oooooh my god. I'm saving this for whenever I need a good laugh.

Goofy so SO DAMN SMART. :D

Excellent, soon my collection of internets will be complete...

SOMEONE ELSE THOUGHT OF MAX IN KH UNIVERSE OMG I LOVE YOU. &hearts

Heh, Goofy was totally the pimp masta when he was younger. Totally. ^^

Max rocks, A Goofy Movie had a special place in my childhood.

Yes, Goofy is totally a pimp!

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