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Challenge: None
Title: A Series of Unsettling Revelations.
Word Count: 110
Characters: Donald, Goofy
Rating: R for mentions of SoRiKai in an intimate sense
Spoilers: None
Notes: Warning, may scar your childhood.

Donald gave Goofy a horrified look as he quickly slammed the door shut, and the duo proceeded to flee down the corridor. After taking a few seconds to catch his breath, the scandalized court wizard asked, “What in the world were those three doing?”

“Gwarsh Donald, I think they were having a threesome. Sora was havin’ oral sex with Kairi while Riku…”Goofy trailed off as Donald gestured for him to stop furiously while screaming unintelligibility. After taking a few more minutes to calm down again Donald gave his old friend a strange look.

“Goofy, how in the name of the Magic Kingdom did you know all that?”

“Well where do you think Maxie came from Donald? The Stork?”