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Title: A Series of Unsettling Revelations.
Word Count: 110
Characters: Donald, Goofy
Rating: R for mentions of SoRiKai in an intimate sense
Spoilers: None
Notes: Warning, may scar your childhood.
Donald gave Goofy a horrified look as he quickly slammed the door shut, and the duo proceeded to flee down the corridor. After taking a few seconds to catch his breath, the scandalized court wizard asked, “What in the world were those three doing?”
“Gwarsh Donald, I think they were having a threesome. Sora was havin’ oral sex with Kairi while Riku…”Goofy trailed off as Donald gestured for him to stop furiously while screaming unintelligibility. After taking a few more minutes to calm down again Donald gave his old friend a strange look.
“Goofy, how in the name of the Magic Kingdom did you know all that?”
“Well where do you think Maxie came from Donald? The Stork?”
Title: A Series of Unsettling Revelations.
Word Count: 110
Characters: Donald, Goofy
Rating: R for mentions of SoRiKai in an intimate sense
Spoilers: None
Notes: Warning, may scar your childhood.
Donald gave Goofy a horrified look as he quickly slammed the door shut, and the duo proceeded to flee down the corridor. After taking a few seconds to catch his breath, the scandalized court wizard asked, “What in the world were those three doing?”
“Gwarsh Donald, I think they were having a threesome. Sora was havin’ oral sex with Kairi while Riku…”Goofy trailed off as Donald gestured for him to stop furiously while screaming unintelligibility. After taking a few more minutes to calm down again Donald gave his old friend a strange look.
“Goofy, how in the name of the Magic Kingdom did you know all that?”
“Well where do you think Maxie came from Donald? The Stork?”
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Date: 2006-08-24 04:46 am (UTC)the thought of Goofy... ^^;; Oh wow... XD um... *snickers* explains why there's no mom around... ehehe
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:48 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2006-09-01 02:49 pm (UTC)I hope I didn't do too much damage though.
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Date: 2006-08-24 11:14 am (UTC)*applauds you*
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Date: 2006-09-06 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-24 12:15 pm (UTC)::closes it::
I just scared my son with the cackle this produced. I love you so much right now.
M, And Goofy proves, yet again, that he is the smartest person in the party.
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Date: 2006-09-06 02:41 am (UTC)Yea I know, he really is.
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Date: 2006-08-24 09:50 pm (UTC)XD Oooooh my god. I'm saving this for whenever I need a good laugh.
Goofy so SO DAMN SMART. :D
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Date: 2006-09-06 02:43 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-08-24 11:06 pm (UTC)Heh, Goofy was totally the pimp masta when he was younger. Totally. ^^
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Date: 2006-09-06 02:44 am (UTC)Yes, Goofy is totally a pimp!