Banana Phone

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Author: baroness_lamia
Title: Banana Phone
Word Count: 277
Summary: After watching the Banana Phone flash cartoon, this sadistic little idea came into my head. Enjoy!



It had started with a song that Sora had played on his CD player. Riku heard it only once, but it stuck with him forever like an unwanted disease.

Even though he was stuck in the deep depths of darkness, that damn song kept replaying in his mind, like a broken record. If it wasn't the darkness that would drive him insane, it would surely be that song.

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE!!!

"Ugh! Enough! ENOUGH! I've had it with this stupid song! Just. Shut. UP!" Riku yelled into the darkness, his legendary patience worn away.

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE!!!

"If you wish, I can help you forget this song," Voice told Riku, it's masculine and soft tone helping Riku relax.

"Please. Do it," Riku replied in a tired voice.

All of a sudden, a cold flash of light clouded his brain, and then... it was all peaceful and quiet.

"Hey, the song. It's gone!" Riku laughed, figuring that his luck had turned for the better. "What's happened to it?"

"Hmm. I just transferred it onto... another being," Voice said in a mysterious way.

~*~*~*~

Up in Castle Oblivion, Namine watched Vexen curl into a tight ball and thrashing on the ground.

"No! NO! Make it stop! Oh please make it stop!" he wailed.

Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring Ring BANANA PHONE!!!

Namine couldn't understand what the scientist was talking about, and she certainly did not want to be blamed for this. Collecting her art materials, she calmly walked off, leaving Vexen alone with his so-called problem.