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Challenge[55]Keychain
Title: Sora's Pants
Characters: Sora+Riku
Word count: 144
Rating: Probably not work safe for innuendo

"So what are you going to call this new keyblade of yours?"

"The Key to Sora's Pants."

Sora snorted, rolling his eyes. "That is the dumbest name for a keychain I've ever heard."

"Keyblade, Sora."

"How many times do I have to tell you that they are 'keychains'? Do you honestly think I could carry around thirty keyblades in my pockets?"

Riku smirked. "I don't know, you do have some pretty big pockets--"

"If you say that 'is that a keyblade in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?' joke one more time, I'll bap you."

Riku chuckled.

"So... what sort of special abilities is your new keychain going to have?"

"Well... it is called 'The Key to Sora's Pants'. C'mere and I'll show you."

Sora rolled his eyes again, but let Riku pull him close by his belt-loops anyway.

~End