Challenge post.

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Challenge: 146 [Can you Picture That?]
Title: Sora's Plan
Word Count: 434
Rating: G
Notes:  There's plenty of blame to go around for this one, but the majority  can be traced to a ridiculous conversation with crimsoncookie, who was also kind enough to beta this insanity.

The journey had been long and tiring, but it was almost over.  After fighting off countless Heartless and Nobodies, taking on Organization XIII and reuniting with his friends, Sora could almost see the end.  Only Xemnas remained.  The battle was sure to be their most difficult yet, but Sora was ready.  He had a plan. 

"So what is it?" Riku asked. 

"Only the best plan ever!  We'll rush in and start pelting Xemnas with eggs!" 

"…Eggs?  What are you—" 

"No, this'll be awesome!" Sora said.  "Just listen to me. You distract him by throwing eggs.  And he'll be all 'YEARGH!  EGGS!'  Then I'll run in and go YARGH and…" 

Kairi raised a hand.  "Eggs?" 

"Well, you wouldn't throw any.  That's Riku's job." 

Riku scowled.  "I'm not throwing eggs at that nihilistic psychopath." 

"Oh, come on!  It'll work!  It'll surprise him so much he'll leave himself wide open and I'll go YARGH and…" 

"No!  It's a stupid idea.  No eggs!" 

"But…but YARGH and…" 

"No!" 

Sora stopped.  His lip drooped.  He slumped.  "But, but…" 

Riku palmed his forehead and sighed.  "Fine.  If it'll make you happy, I'll throw eggs." 

The pout vanished.  "Woo!" 

"How about me?" Kairi asked. 

"You can be our cheerleader!" 

"What?" 

"It'd be cool, and I bet Xemnas doesn't have any." 

"I don't think he'd want any, Sora.  But why am I the cheerleader?" 

"…Girls make better cheerleaders." 

"…Point, I guess.  It's not like I'm going to have any pompoms or a uniform or anything, though." 

"Oh, you don't need those.  What we really need now are lots of eggs." 

Riku crossed his arms.  "And where do you propose we get those eggs?" 

Sora grinned.  "Easy!"  He turned to Donald. 

"What?!  I don't have eggs!" 

"But you're a duck!  You can lay them, right?" 

Donald, Riku, Kairi, Goofy, and King Mickey all stared at Sora, their jaws agape. 

"What?  What'd I say?" 

Jiminy's voice piped up from Sora's pocket.  "Sora, it's time you learned about boy ducks and girl ducks." 

FIVE MINUTES AND ONE FACTS-OF-LIFE TALK LATER… 

Wiser to the ways of the world, and rather sullen about it, Sora addressed the others.  "I guess we're off now…" 

"Are you sure you don't want me to come?" Kairi asked.  "I mean, the eggs didn't work out, but…" 

"But they were central to my plans!  Without the eggs, there's no YEARGH!  Without the YEARGH, there can be no YARGH!  Having a cheerleader would be pointless." 

"So what are we going to do now?" Riku asked. 

"Just beat Xemnas up with our keyblades like we do everything else.  Man, this is gonna be lame."

Comments

[dreamer1789.livejournal.com]

The SFX, the duck comment and that last line! ^_^

[de-yaten.livejournal.com]

ohhh... my word. I was having a crappy day and this made it 100000 X better. Sora's dialogue = WIN. The "YEARGH!" and the third to last line... just...

*dead*

Best. Plan. Ever.

[fae-of-the-rose.livejournal.com]

XD Okay, someone gave Sora caffine and sugar, didn't they? Poor...well, everybody!

[sumi-tatsuha.livejournal.com]

Great drabble :D it's so cute and funny.

[livewirez.livejournal.com]

I love this to pieces. It's so cute and funny and, well, Sora! :'D
Plus your onomatopoeia is amazing.

.. and though I adore kh, the last line is so true.

[mishiru-shi.livejournal.com]

shit I loved this xDD