kh_drabble | (no subject)

Challenge: None
Title: Prove It
Word Count: 9o
Notes: Inspired by

flyingteapot a while ago.

“Owwie owwie owww! Hey, haven't you ever heard of bedside manners?! My arm really hurts, ya know! Hmph, some people.”

"Haven't you ever heard of common sense?”

“Big meanie. I was only refining my great ninja skills of stealth. That's perfectly sensible, now isn't it? And that crate totally came out of nowhere! Not my fault it tripped me.”

“You were stealing gems from the synth shop.”

“...you can't prove it was me.”

“The moogles found a shuriken near the forge.”

“...shut up! I am ninja! I leave no trail!”