kh_drabble | Island Slumber Party

Challenge: None
Title: Island Slumber Party
Wordcount: 460
Notes: Some silliness involving Sora, Donald, and Goofy, and Captain Jack Sparrow.
Actually a companion piece to this:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/dejablue7/9055.html#cutid1

They all stood on the beach of the godforsaken islet in the middle of the sea, watching the ship turn tail and sail away away, and not for the first time did Sora wish he had a summon-stone once more, a warm and cool gem in his hand that would call up flying elephants or genies that would have been able to magic up a sea-worthy vessel. With canons. Lovely canons that would blast lovely holes into the Black Pearl’s already ravaged deck and sides. Then Jack would yell at him, but it would have been completely worth it.

It was a lovely wish, but without a genie or a bit of pixie-dust, wishes were just wishes. And anyway Sora would have never seriously considered the idea because if he had still had his summon stones, that would have meant even more serious trouble out in the worlds. His old summon stones had vanished with the closing of Kingdom Hearts. He had taken that as a good sign.

But back to the story.

Or Jack story’s. Which had turned out to be a complete lie. Unsurprisingly.

That bit about the turtles? Rubbish. And the hair? Funny in a gross way, but also completely untrue.

So they had all followed Jack into the copse of trees further inland, Jack taking odd, long-legged steps until they realized he was actually looking for something and Jack told the True Story of How Captain Jack Sparrow Really Escaped that wretched island. Donald was not impressed, and made that loudly clear with bitter quackings. Jack told him quite calmly he couldn’t understand a word the duck was saying. That had only made Donald angrier. Everyone ignored him.

Then they all stood on the beach of the islet, again, trying to come up with a plan and Jack drank from a dark bottle he had unearthed from the old cache. Sora looked at it with interest until Donald told him he could forget it. No underage drinking on this island, Sora was bad enough when he had gotten too much potion in his system (there were side-effects to too much magicked liquid in your bloodstream). To which Sora pouted, but Jack seemed to agree.

When it got darker, Donald lit a fire, and they had a Slumber Party under the stars. Jack got very drunk and passed out. Jack snored. In the morning Donald, cackling rather, set all the rum aflame and made a magnificent smoke signal.

Jack seemed to want to throttle the duck afterwards, but seemed to just control himself. Then they were all saved by the man with the white wig. After a brief discussion, the Party commandeered the ship and set off at once to save Elizabeth and Will from certain Doom.