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Challenge: Games
Title: Brown Socks
Words: 420
Notes: Slight Roxas/Axel, as much as I despise it. Rated PG-13 for sexual jokes. [And there's close to nothing about brown socks in here.]
It had all started when Roxas had dragged him into the game saying if he had to play, then everyone in the whole freaking castle had to play. So he sat down and grabbed a beer from Demyx's offered hand, glaring at the other Nobodies who merely grinned and/or stared and/or rolled their eyes back at him.
It was pretty much innocent, seeing as a fourteen-year-old kid was playing. [Roxas was clutching a Sobe No Fear can; Xemnas didn't want to break the law. The energy drink was probably enough to have the same crazy effects on the teen in any case.] There were comments like 'I've never worn brown socks', and 'I've never danced formally'. After Roxas had gone through five cans of the stuff the Nobodies had to force him to sleep, seeing as drinking too many of those things could kill a person. They had to listen to him play video games religiously for the next hour until he fell asleep on his DDR mat. After the male did so it all went downhill.
"I've never had sex with Xemnas," Marluxia exclaimed proudly and Xemnas shot a horrified look in the pink-haired male's direction. The others looked around the room before their eyes stopped on Demyx who was taking a sip of his beer. Everyone was shocked, including Xemnas.
"When did we... Wait, never mind. I don't really want to know," the elder said as he cradled his head in his palm while the blonde male blushed heavily. Everyone laughed warmly before the game continued.
"I've... never had sex with a girl," Lexaeus mumbled and Luxord burst out laughing as he took a large gulp of his beer bottle. Everyone else who had sex with a girl before took a light sip. When Larxene took a sip as well everyone laughed warmly again.
"I've never seen Roxas come out of the shower and had a boner as a result of it," said Demyx as he shot a deviant grin in Axel's direction. The male's face grew the same shade as his hair as he stood up, glaring at the water-user.
"That's not fair! You can't do things like that on purpose!" he shouted before growling and stomping his feet. Being the drunk male he was, he stomped his way up the stairs and the group snickered when they heard his door slam particularly loud.
"Don't molest Roxas while you're up there, big boy!" Larxene called and her fellow Nobodies laughed uproariously when they heard Axel's frustrated scream.
Title: Brown Socks
Words: 420
Notes: Slight Roxas/Axel, as much as I despise it. Rated PG-13 for sexual jokes. [And there's close to nothing about brown socks in here.]
It had all started when Roxas had dragged him into the game saying if he had to play, then everyone in the whole freaking castle had to play. So he sat down and grabbed a beer from Demyx's offered hand, glaring at the other Nobodies who merely grinned and/or stared and/or rolled their eyes back at him.
It was pretty much innocent, seeing as a fourteen-year-old kid was playing. [Roxas was clutching a Sobe No Fear can; Xemnas didn't want to break the law. The energy drink was probably enough to have the same crazy effects on the teen in any case.] There were comments like 'I've never worn brown socks', and 'I've never danced formally'. After Roxas had gone through five cans of the stuff the Nobodies had to force him to sleep, seeing as drinking too many of those things could kill a person. They had to listen to him play video games religiously for the next hour until he fell asleep on his DDR mat. After the male did so it all went downhill.
"I've never had sex with Xemnas," Marluxia exclaimed proudly and Xemnas shot a horrified look in the pink-haired male's direction. The others looked around the room before their eyes stopped on Demyx who was taking a sip of his beer. Everyone was shocked, including Xemnas.
"When did we... Wait, never mind. I don't really want to know," the elder said as he cradled his head in his palm while the blonde male blushed heavily. Everyone laughed warmly before the game continued.
"I've... never had sex with a girl," Lexaeus mumbled and Luxord burst out laughing as he took a large gulp of his beer bottle. Everyone else who had sex with a girl before took a light sip. When Larxene took a sip as well everyone laughed warmly again.
"I've never seen Roxas come out of the shower and had a boner as a result of it," said Demyx as he shot a deviant grin in Axel's direction. The male's face grew the same shade as his hair as he stood up, glaring at the water-user.
"That's not fair! You can't do things like that on purpose!" he shouted before growling and stomping his feet. Being the drunk male he was, he stomped his way up the stairs and the group snickered when they heard his door slam particularly loud.
"Don't molest Roxas while you're up there, big boy!" Larxene called and her fellow Nobodies laughed uproariously when they heard Axel's frustrated scream.
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Date: 2006-06-08 05:08 am (UTC)larxene would so do it with naminé.no subject
Date: 2006-06-08 05:23 am (UTC)Only like all the time.no subject
Date: 2006-06-08 06:24 am (UTC)*cracks up and applauds* BWAHAH! Go, Demyx! That grin he shoots at Axel at the end is just pure evil. XD
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Date: 2006-06-08 07:00 am (UTC)I'm waaay twisted. XD
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