Situation Normal

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

Challenge: Ever After
Title: Pretty Princess Cloud-chan Situation Normal
Word Count: 296
(anything else): Sorry, I've been playing FF7. >_> Uh, ok, this is sort of after everything settles down and the FF crew is back at Hollow Bastion.



Leon blinked.

"Aerith's been feeling depressed, Yuffie says," said Cloud. "Don't you want to cheer her up, Cloud? It would mean a lot to her, you know."

Leon opened his mouth, and closed it again.

"She's got such fond memories of it, Yuffie says," continued Cloud, bitterly. "Please, Cloud?"

"Where --" began Leon.

"Look, Cloud, says Yuffie," said Cloud. "We managed to /save/ it. Come on, Cloud, do it for /Aerith/."

Leon considered his next words very carefully. "You, um, look, um ... very attractive," he said.

Cloud glared at him. "FUCK you, Leonhart."

"The, um, shoes really, um, make the outfit," said Leon, aware that he was digging his own grave but helpless to control the words coming out of his mouth.

"GOSH, Cloud, says Yuffie, let's go ask the PRINCESSES. You've got such NICE LITTLE FEET it's a shame to put them in those boots," said Cloud, acidly. "Why, YES, says Princess Aurora, I think you could wear my shoes."

Leon tried to control his face, but a snicker escaped.

"Fuck you, SQUALL," said Cloud. "And then Belle pipes up she has some makeup I could use."

The snicker became a full-fledged laugh, and Leon rolled, howling, on the floor.

Cloud glared at him. It was actually a pretty good glare coming from someone in a silk dress, heels, a blonde wig and makeup. Belle had done a good job; the makeover brought out his cheekbones and the full curve of his lips, and somehow she'd managed to make his eyes look big and blue and fringed by long, dark lashes. "I fucking hate everybody in this castle and I'm going to go show Aerith now. So I can take this shit off."

Leon snickered helplessly. Cloud kicked him in the groin with his pointy-toed shoe and stalked off.

Comments

[stagnated.livejournal.com]

AWW!! that was too cute! :3

[officialbizness.livejournal.com]

That was perfect.

[lunabo.livejournal.com]

*coughs* I see a sequel...where Leon attacks Cloud...*g*

[lazulisong.livejournal.com]

...actually, if there IS a sequel it's going to be Cloud claiming Leon told him he'd like to be Cute, too, and Leon ending up with barrettes in his hair. >D

[wrong.livejournal.com]

Leon's so incredibly OOC here but I can't help but like him. XDDDDD

[fightfair.livejournal.com]

XD FF7 love. <3

[nilladriel.livejournal.com]

I'm going to join everybody in laughing my freaking butt off here.

[lostpanda.livejournal.com]

:D That was WAY to funny for its own good. I think that was a great way to take on this challenge.

[april-14th.livejournal.com]

*dies of laughter*

Well I read this I was asked by 3 different people why I was laughing so hard...I cant explain how randomly perfect this was.

gosh, you freaking rock =]

[yaoibanshee.livejournal.com]

[farli.livejournal.com]

You. Are. Wonderful. I don't think I'll ever be able to explain why I burst out laughing so loudly at work. XD

[snarechan.livejournal.com]

TWICE CLoud has had to crossdress...I'd pity him if I wasn't enjoying this so much.

[prettywar.livejournal.com]

Nothing left to add. I absolutely love it. XD

[technobubblegum.livejournal.com]

^ what they said.

[everything.livejournal.com]

... Okay. I give up before I start. No way can I write a drabble to compete with this. XD

NICE.

[finnedartist.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA! Awesome. X3 Perfect ending.