Challenge [191] - One Liner

[yukis0ra.livejournal.com]

Challenge: 191 - One Liner
Title: The Early Bird
Word Count: 459
Notes: Even though I've never played the game before, I heard somewhere that Larxene trains our poor, lil' Roxas in the game. But, aside form that little tidbit, the story really doesn't spoil much else. :D  Written because I've always wondered how Axel, Roxas, and Larxene would interact together. LOLS, but maybe my imagination ran away on this one.

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“Whoo-eee! Look at them!! Fight, fight, fight.” Peering over the railing from their position atop the plane, Axel whistled at the sight of utter pandemonium below.

 

“Hmmm.” Leering maliciously, Larxene tapped her chin in amusement as she watched the family of superheroes panic about the sudden abduction of their youngest member. “Gigantic robots that shoot lasers and insane villains that tries to steal babies that can mutate into a mini Behemoth? Seems like my kinda world.”

 

“You’re sick,” Roxas muttered, as he plopped down by the railing, turning disinterestedly away from the bedlam below.

 

“Shut it, kid, before I shove you down there.” A nasty smile curved onto that deceptively angelic face when she saw that the father of that little superhero family—What was his name again? Bob?—had suddenly hurled his wife through the air. “Hey, check it out. I think mommy’s coming to the rescue.”

 

Below, unaware of her audience and their witty commentary, Helen Parr, otherwise known in this world as Elastigirl, grunted as she caught her falling baby from the deranged Buddy Pine. “It’s okay! I got you sweetie! Mommy’s got you.”

 

“Ooh! Nice catch!” Axel whistled as he clapped in mock admiration.

 

“Glad to see you two are enjoying yourself. But we came here for a reason, remember?” Annoyed, Roxas stood.

 

“Hold your horses, dimwit.” Sneering a little, Larxene sighed as she rolled her eyes. “This is why I hate dealing with newbies like you. What are you rushing for?”

 

“This isn’t the end of it! I will get your son eventually! I will get your son!”

 

“See?” A mocking grin flitted across her face. Jumping nimbly off the plane as a car smashed neatly into the ugly heap of junk in which they’d been standing on (a courtesy from Daddy Incredible), a derisive grin curled onto those petal pink lips as she dropped directly in front of the falling mother and son. “Hi there,” she greet, her voice dripping with gracious mockery as she quickly nabbed the baby from the mother’s arms. “Sorry for stealing your kid like this, but our boss is kinda interested in him.”

 

Axel laughed as Helen, in her shock, fell through the air towards her family. Following Roxas to one of his tutoring sessions with Larxene was proving to be really interesting after all. Quickly releasing a portal directly below them, Axel heard the mother's anguished screams just before the three of them slipped seamlessly into the darkness.

 

Arriving softly on the white marble ground of Castle Oblivion, Larxene smirked as she threw a mutating baby towards Axel. “Lesson number one, hero. Even though they say the early bird gets the worm, it’s usually the second mouse that gets the cheese. If you know what I mean.”

 

End

Not that I was trying to make Xemnas out to be a pedophile, or anything. LOLS. *winces*

I hope I got the right interpretation for "one liner", lols! :D

Comments

[greedchan.livejournal.com]

LOL MANSEX LOVES THE UNDERAGE CHILLUNS

xD That's great. :3 Also, why is Larxene /throwing/ him? xD; Mutating-behemoth or not, he's still a baby. Shame on her. I hope Axel caught him? xD;

:3 Anyway, good job!

[yukis0ra.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. You're right, maybe I should've said "tossed", lol. But then again, that's not all that much better. Lol, well our boy Axel's nimble. ;D

[iki-teru.livejournal.com]

I think this is the first time I've ever read those three written together.

Very nicely done :3, somehow, I actually like Larxene now...

[yukis0ra.livejournal.com]

I was rewatching her scenes today and couldn't get over how MEAN she was. But, hehe, I'm glad you like her! I actually like how she can make all the boys jump. XD

But then, maybe that's the female in me talking.

[frostfromfire.livejournal.com]

I love how Roxas and Larxene interact, and the way that Axel just observes in his cool, indifferent manner. It's twisted and funny. As much as I dislike Larxene, I love her wit and sarcasm here. Great drabble!

[yukis0ra.livejournal.com]

Hehe, thank you! ♥

they said it best

[kmsaum.livejournal.com]

so I'll just agree and nod pointedly while pointing at frostfromfire's review :3

Nice work!!!!

Re: they said it best

[yukis0ra.livejournal.com]

Hehe sankyu sankyu!! :)
I'm really glad you enjoyed it! ;D