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kh_drabblechallenge: [197] second chance
title: sloppy
wordcount: 307
notes: i found this on my computer. it's mad old and silly but i thought it'd be fun for this challenge :)
Demyx wasn't an alcoholic, no way. It was just that when he drank, he drank for real.
"There's nothing wrong with that," Crazy-eyes Twelve had told him when he woke up in her bed. Maybe she thought that she sounded sweet, Demyx had thought, and that hair was supposed to be worn as antennae. "I mean, you never would have come after me sober, right?"
He wanted to tell her she was a scary bitch who he'd thought was into chicks. Instead he said, "I'm going to buy you breakfast."
She giggled - a sound like nails on chalkboards. "Aw...aren't you sweet. I'll be waiting." She'll be waiting?!?? Her?! He went straight for that little witch girl.
"Yes, yes, I can make her forget," Namine had said. "No one will ever know--"
"Thank you thank you thank you--"
"But I'll only do it once. Next time you do this, you're on your own."
He would have told her there would be no next time, oh no, no more drunken black-out sex, not for him, but he threw up on her floor instead.
--
He hadn't meant to even touch booze again, but Ten offered to pay, and so he agreed to one, just one, and an hour later--
"One shot in Tortuga is a waste," Ten said, his accent ridiculously pronounced. "I see you agree."
Demyx grinned and picked up his sixth shot. "Heeey, I like that. You're clever. I like you."
He didn't think it was weird how Ten didn't find him weird for saying that, and that, he thought in the morning, should have told him something.
Something besides I have never fucked a dude, anyway.
Luxord was up, Ten was looking at him with horror, and probably a headache, and Demyx reacted automatically.
"Let me buy you breakfast."
title: sloppy
wordcount: 307
notes: i found this on my computer. it's mad old and silly but i thought it'd be fun for this challenge :)
Demyx wasn't an alcoholic, no way. It was just that when he drank, he drank for real.
"There's nothing wrong with that," Crazy-eyes Twelve had told him when he woke up in her bed. Maybe she thought that she sounded sweet, Demyx had thought, and that hair was supposed to be worn as antennae. "I mean, you never would have come after me sober, right?"
He wanted to tell her she was a scary bitch who he'd thought was into chicks. Instead he said, "I'm going to buy you breakfast."
She giggled - a sound like nails on chalkboards. "Aw...aren't you sweet. I'll be waiting." She'll be waiting?!?? Her?! He went straight for that little witch girl.
"Yes, yes, I can make her forget," Namine had said. "No one will ever know--"
"Thank you thank you thank you--"
"But I'll only do it once. Next time you do this, you're on your own."
He would have told her there would be no next time, oh no, no more drunken black-out sex, not for him, but he threw up on her floor instead.
--
He hadn't meant to even touch booze again, but Ten offered to pay, and so he agreed to one, just one, and an hour later--
"One shot in Tortuga is a waste," Ten said, his accent ridiculously pronounced. "I see you agree."
Demyx grinned and picked up his sixth shot. "Heeey, I like that. You're clever. I like you."
He didn't think it was weird how Ten didn't find him weird for saying that, and that, he thought in the morning, should have told him something.
Something besides I have never fucked a dude, anyway.
Luxord was up, Ten was looking at him with horror, and probably a headache, and Demyx reacted automatically.
"Let me buy you breakfast."
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Date: 2009-08-19 05:11 am (UTC)pfffffffffft oh wow
That's hilarious.
Oh, but, you have a typo, I think.
, but it Ten offered to pay
Other than that, this was epic. xD
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Date: 2009-08-19 05:24 am (UTC)i'm glad you liked it :)
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Date: 2009-08-19 05:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-20 04:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-08-20 02:31 pm (UTC)LMAO. OH Demyx!! Hopefully you've learned your lesson this time!
That was absolutely adorable!!
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Date: 2009-08-20 04:06 pm (UTC)thank you!