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Challenge: [48] Leon and the Puppies
Title: Puppy Sitting
Word Count: 387
Notes: This takes place after the game. It doesn't fallow the regular lines of the game. The dalmation's home is being renovated. ^^ I hope if anything you guys will find this funny. XP
So, they had gathered all the puppies.
Leon sighed to himself as he sat back in the still darkness. Now he just wondered how he ended up having to watch them all. One-hundred and one wet noses, one hundred and one wagging tails. Sure, some would think them cute. Some would think them adorable. But he knew the truth. They were bent on the destruction of his sanity.
Case number one: When Sora had come by, they sat peacefully on the floor, eyes bright. The room stayed spotless the entire time. And the moment Sora leaves?
CHAOS!
The pillows ripped to shreds, pictures falling off the walls! Every lamp and every table ended up smashed or broken!
Case number two: Yuffie had watched them the week before. In fact, she had positively bragged about how good they were. Sleeping in their pens, using the doggy door when they had to... well, go. And what happens when they get to his house?
Leon twitched, hands tightening on the arm rests of his chair hard enough to make them creak in protest.
They had taken over his bed, his furniture, even his cabinets! For the past four days he had slept in the backyard!
They were after him. This was their plot. But no matter what, he couldn't find a way to defeat them. He couldn't kill them. Oh no. They had already turned everyone against him. No one could seem to fathom the evilness that lurked behind their big, brown, begging eyes. But he could.
The barks, the whimpers, the going on the carpet. He couldn't make it stop! Everywhere he turned were puppies. He couldn't eat, he couldn't sleep. He even swore he saw the little one smirk at him the other day. Was he going crazy? Maybe. But would he sleep tonight? Oh yes. For one night he would have peace and tomorrow they would be gone. They would going back to Yuffie’s. But they would be back the next week, and he would be ready.
He stood and pick up the last of the empty food bowls, nudging a few of the puppies that lay passed out all over the room just to make sure they were out cold. He couldn't help but smirk to himself as he tossed the empty Niquil bottles in the trash.
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Note: No puppies were harmed in the making of this drabble. X3
Title: Puppy Sitting
Word Count: 387
Notes: This takes place after the game. It doesn't fallow the regular lines of the game. The dalmation's home is being renovated. ^^ I hope if anything you guys will find this funny. XP
So, they had gathered all the puppies.
Leon sighed to himself as he sat back in the still darkness. Now he just wondered how he ended up having to watch them all. One-hundred and one wet noses, one hundred and one wagging tails. Sure, some would think them cute. Some would think them adorable. But he knew the truth. They were bent on the destruction of his sanity.
Case number one: When Sora had come by, they sat peacefully on the floor, eyes bright. The room stayed spotless the entire time. And the moment Sora leaves?
CHAOS!
The pillows ripped to shreds, pictures falling off the walls! Every lamp and every table ended up smashed or broken!
Case number two: Yuffie had watched them the week before. In fact, she had positively bragged about how good they were. Sleeping in their pens, using the doggy door when they had to... well, go. And what happens when they get to his house?
Leon twitched, hands tightening on the arm rests of his chair hard enough to make them creak in protest.
They had taken over his bed, his furniture, even his cabinets! For the past four days he had slept in the backyard!
They were after him. This was their plot. But no matter what, he couldn't find a way to defeat them. He couldn't kill them. Oh no. They had already turned everyone against him. No one could seem to fathom the evilness that lurked behind their big, brown, begging eyes. But he could.
The barks, the whimpers, the going on the carpet. He couldn't make it stop! Everywhere he turned were puppies. He couldn't eat, he couldn't sleep. He even swore he saw the little one smirk at him the other day. Was he going crazy? Maybe. But would he sleep tonight? Oh yes. For one night he would have peace and tomorrow they would be gone. They would going back to Yuffie’s. But they would be back the next week, and he would be ready.
He stood and pick up the last of the empty food bowls, nudging a few of the puppies that lay passed out all over the room just to make sure they were out cold. He couldn't help but smirk to himself as he tossed the empty Niquil bottles in the trash.
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Note: No puppies were harmed in the making of this drabble. X3
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Date: 2006-01-05 08:37 pm (UTC)no subject
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