Non-challenge post

[syvia.livejournal.com]

Title: Vandalism
Word Count: 288
Spoilers: None, but the time frame is post KH2
Rating/Warnings: PG-13 language
Notes: KH on Jak X, Combat Racing. The boys don't like Razer's special brand of attention/intimidation, and get a little revenge.





Razer walked away with one last smile, leaving them thusly;

Jak: disgust with a thin veneer of discomfort
Daxter: disgust with a side of yeeeEEEEEESH
Sora: amazement with a coating of annoyance
Riku: mild rage with a helping of wanting to break the cigarette junkie's hand for that last pat on the ass

Sora smiled. "I'm gonna key his car."

Jak blinked and turned to look at him. "What are you, five?"

Riku might have said something, but come-ons really made him flustered. Not that anyone would have realized what it was. Discomfort on Riku looked like anger. Oddly enough- the long ears common to humanoids of this world made him more intimidating, and Sora cuter. Typical.

Daxter grinned and hopped over to Sora's shoulder. "Want help? I'll help! Let's scratch all up and down his pretty little-"

"Did he... actually call Kairi's hair a bottle-job?" Riku asked.

"C'mon, Riku!" Sora said, grabbing his friend's wrist. "We'll go key his car."

"Because paint jobs are so hard to change," Jak muttered to himself, following at a leisurely pace.


The former racing champion walked into his garage for a last-minute tune up before the next race in Spargus.

The lights flicked on and he looked up, and stared at the smoldering wreck of lumpy metal and flattened tires that had once been his beloved car.

His mouth dropped open.

The still burning cigarette fell out of his mouth.

His scream echoed through the garage and across the wasteland.


Daxter nearly laughed himself off Sora's shoulder as they drove away. Riku sat in the back and looked happier, and Jak navigated the sands with a little smile on his face.

"That's one hell of a key," he said.

Sora grinned.

Comments

[ixoutofxiii.livejournal.com]

This wins. ♥ I love how Sora brings new meaning to keying things. xD

[syvia.livejournal.com]

Whoo! Another Jak & Daxter fan? (If not, I appreciate this review even more because you didn't know the other series and read it anyway!)

Thank you. ^^ The idea began with Sora saying to someone 'I'm going to key his car'. I spent an hour trying to figure out whose car, and the drabble was born!

[ixoutofxiii.livejournal.com]

I know the series, but not very well. I'm pretty sure we have one of the games around here somewhere, but I haven't gotten around to finishing it. ^^; I remember the demo for the racing one though, and it was win. xD

You're welcome! It's always kind of awesome when you get a great idea from just one little phrase. ♥

[syvia.livejournal.com]

^^ They're fun- annoying as hell sometimes, considering a few of the puzzles, but a good series. I'm trying to keep the plot bunnies away- Jak would be an interesting character for the boys to befriend.

[ixoutofxiii.livejournal.com]

I found out we have the first game, so I'm working on that. Fun times! xD

[resound.livejournal.com]

Sora, I like how you think. ♥ and this Crossover is love.

[syvia.livejournal.com]

Razer had to use a different vehicle for that race~. The boys took THAT one apart too!

Thanks. ^^

[dorkage.livejournal.com]

*Absolutely dying at the mental image of Razer patting Riku's ass*

This brought a huge smile to my face. Thank you. ♥

[syvia.livejournal.com]

XD Riku's so abused. Poor boy- it isn't his fault he's pretty! He should be damn glad he didn't have to meet Erol.

...

Waaaaaaaait... *eyes the evil plot bunny*

[lazzchan.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Sora keying any car.... XD That was fabulous.

[syvia.livejournal.com]

XD He'd so cheerfully wreak havoc upon the vehicle.

Thanks, hon!