Challenge 196

[syvia.livejournal.com]

HELLO EVERYONE. :D IT'S BEEN A WHILE. HOW ARE YOU?

Challenge: [196] Fifty Words
Title: No More Verbosity
Word Count: 50
Spoilers: Inferred for KH2
Rating/Warnings: PG, none
Notes: Someone wanted their script to be even longer.



A thick sheaf of paper slapped onto the desk. Its landing scattered other, similar pages.

“Am I given to understand,” the endboss purred, “that I was not written a death speech?”

The man sitting at the desk swallowed, parted his lips and said-

-this scene has been cut for time-

Comments

[iki-teru.livejournal.com]

LMAO. this. This is just simply hilarious. (did you intend for that??)

[syvia.livejournal.com]

I took inspiration from a movie parody that kept mentioning how many scenes had been cut to make the film shorter. XD Gah, I can't even imagine how much longer the game might have been. Xemnas is talking, Riku's glancing at his watch, Sora's falling asleep, and we've STILL got the epilogue to watch!

[cygna-hime.livejournal.com]

*cracks up* I am slain by the hilarity. Oh, Xehanort, you drama queen.

[syvia.livejournal.com]

Thanks! ^^ Oh the agony- ohhhhhhh how we wish that would've gotten lost with his heart, but NO. Xemnas had to be just. Like. Him. Gah!

[breathless-dawn.livejournal.com]

LOL. I can see it now. Sora's snoring, Riku's gritting his teeth, and Xemnas is blathering on, taking forever to die - until Riku finally reaches the end of his rope and punches him until he stops talking haha.

Thank you for this dose of laughter. It brightened my otherwise boring day :)

[syvia.livejournal.com]

YES! *furious editing*

^^ Yes, and we all applaud Riku for it~.

You're very welcome.

[tabitha-dornoc.livejournal.com]

See, now you're gonna have me poking you every week to enter. XP Because this is great, I am griiiiining. :D

'this scene has been cut for time', lol. I'm seeing that movie again tonight, glee.

[syvia.livejournal.com]

XD Obviously I just need incentive~.

[fated-bliss.livejournal.com]

EXCELLENT. XD

[syvia.livejournal.com]

Belated thank-you! ^^

[tunasaladsonnet.livejournal.com]

Oh Syvia, you are amazing. ♥♥♥

[syvia.livejournal.com]

Hey you! *GLOMP*

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS? THERE ARE 30 ENTRIES SO FAR.

[tunasaladsonnet.livejournal.com]

Wha- eep! *is glomped* ♥

HOLEY RUSTED METAL BATMAN! I KNEW THIS WEEK WAS GONNA BE CRAZY BUSY BUT NOT THAT BUSY. HOW WILL WE EVER VOTE? D:

[syvia.livejournal.com]

WELL~ I DID. WE GOT A WINNER SOMEHOW. XD

[greedchan.livejournal.com]

FFFF LOL.
xDD WOw, man.
This... kek kek kek.

[syvia.livejournal.com]

Thanks. ^^

[fox_the_kitsune]

Bahahaha! XD The last line is perfect.

[syvia.livejournal.com]

Hey you~!

Thanks. XD

[spoke.livejournal.com]

Ooooh, I remember this! I thought I commented. :/ But since I am going through and leaving comments while I try to decide to vote - o.o omg.

This is hilarious, and painfully accurate. And the sad thing is, I like his/their voices, but. But not none of him will ever ever shut up of his own free will! :P

[syvia.livejournal.com]

*snerk~* That's okay~ because I love reviews whenever they come in!

Ugh. I realized how true this is for both, even though it was written about Xemnas. Eventually someone just has to punch them in the face. Seriously.

[kaos-sparrow.livejournal.com]

So. Totally. Xemnas.
He always wants longer speeches!

[syvia.livejournal.com]

In the end, we're happy he doesn't get them~!

Thank you. ^^

[singwithin.livejournal.com]

This one made me giggle. :) Very nice.

[syvia.livejournal.com]

^^ Thanks!