Challenge [277] Revenge
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Challenge: [277] Revenge
Title: Going Too Far.
Word Count: 598
Notes: I'll be honest, I probably shouldn't have posted this... I have no clue how I got this in the first place.
Yuffie was currently lying quite comfortably on her stomach, on the floor of Merlin’s humble abode. She was looking through all the magazines that Leon had brought from other worlds for Aerith with mild interest. All these celebrities were looking so… happy. She definitely wouldn’t mind trading places… well, maybe. And maybe, if that happened, everyone would have more respect for her. Even Leon, or Cid.
Yuffie would lie if she said that she didn’t like to imagine how life would be if she was famous, if her name would be written in neon letters everywhere…
“Cid?”
“What?” the man in question spat, sounding more grumpy than ever.
He didn’t turn around in his seat near the computer, but that wasn’t surprising for Yuffie at all. The guy loved his computer more than he loved women. That couldn’t be healthy.
The raven-haired girl continued, “If I ever was in a movie, would you watch it?”
Leon, who seemed more than glad that Yuffie hadn’t picked him to answer the question, turned his head sideways to where Cid sat.
It took the ex-pilot a while to reply, due to him typing something away on the keyboard. “…No, I don’t watch porn.”
Leon let out an uncharacteristic snort, which he quickly covered up by a fake cough and averted his gaze when he saw Yuffie’s dangerously dark glare. He knew her enough to be wise enough to stay out of this… if it was up to him, that is.
“Excuse me?” she cried, her voice becoming an octave higher in her anger.
This time when Cid took his sweet time to reply again, however, Yuffie didn’t wait for his reply. With a huff, she got up to leave the house. On her way outside, she stopped at one of Cid’s other technical devices to give it a swift kick, before stomping out.
“Hey! Careful with that!”
“You did ask for it, you know,” Leon muttered from his comfortable place against the wall.
In the mean time, Yuffie wandered around town, trying to come up with something to teach that mean ol’ Cid a lesson he wouldn’t forget soon. Accusing her of something like that, how dare he!
It had to be something brilliant, but to be honest, she wasn’t quite a plan-person. Leon was far better at that department. She didn’t even bother to ask the brunet to help her, though, because she knew he would say no, anyway. Gosh, Leon was such a killjoy that it wouldn’t surprise her if he died out of boredom one day… that is, if he’d run out of brooding material.
At that moment, she spotted another familiar brunet heading her way, without noticing her. It was Kevin, the only person that owed her something. This was almost too good to be true.
“Hey, you!” she called him, gaining his attention.
Oh, this would be so fun! Revenge was a very sweet thing indeed…
-
“Hi Mr. Highwind,” Kevin greeted, when he entered Merlin’s house after Yuffie.
“Hi Cid.”
After greeting him, Yuffie stayed near the doorway, almost as if something was bothering her.
Cid, who noticed that she was sounding a little too innocent, asked, “Now what do you want?”
“We have something to tell you. It’s very serious,” the ninja replied, solemnly.
Silence…
“Well, are you gonna tell me or not? Unlike you, I don’t have all day!”
The raven-haired young woman took a deep breath. “I’m pregnant.”
Another moment of silence followed.
Cid’s face first had a neutral look on it, but then, “Oh good… I thought you were just getting fat.”
Title: Going Too Far.
Word Count: 598
Notes: I'll be honest, I probably shouldn't have posted this... I have no clue how I got this in the first place.
Yuffie was currently lying quite comfortably on her stomach, on the floor of Merlin’s humble abode. She was looking through all the magazines that Leon had brought from other worlds for Aerith with mild interest. All these celebrities were looking so… happy. She definitely wouldn’t mind trading places… well, maybe. And maybe, if that happened, everyone would have more respect for her. Even Leon, or Cid.
Yuffie would lie if she said that she didn’t like to imagine how life would be if she was famous, if her name would be written in neon letters everywhere…
“Cid?”
“What?” the man in question spat, sounding more grumpy than ever.
He didn’t turn around in his seat near the computer, but that wasn’t surprising for Yuffie at all. The guy loved his computer more than he loved women. That couldn’t be healthy.
The raven-haired girl continued, “If I ever was in a movie, would you watch it?”
Leon, who seemed more than glad that Yuffie hadn’t picked him to answer the question, turned his head sideways to where Cid sat.
It took the ex-pilot a while to reply, due to him typing something away on the keyboard. “…No, I don’t watch porn.”
Leon let out an uncharacteristic snort, which he quickly covered up by a fake cough and averted his gaze when he saw Yuffie’s dangerously dark glare. He knew her enough to be wise enough to stay out of this… if it was up to him, that is.
“Excuse me?” she cried, her voice becoming an octave higher in her anger.
This time when Cid took his sweet time to reply again, however, Yuffie didn’t wait for his reply. With a huff, she got up to leave the house. On her way outside, she stopped at one of Cid’s other technical devices to give it a swift kick, before stomping out.
“Hey! Careful with that!”
“You did ask for it, you know,” Leon muttered from his comfortable place against the wall.
In the mean time, Yuffie wandered around town, trying to come up with something to teach that mean ol’ Cid a lesson he wouldn’t forget soon. Accusing her of something like that, how dare he!
It had to be something brilliant, but to be honest, she wasn’t quite a plan-person. Leon was far better at that department. She didn’t even bother to ask the brunet to help her, though, because she knew he would say no, anyway. Gosh, Leon was such a killjoy that it wouldn’t surprise her if he died out of boredom one day… that is, if he’d run out of brooding material.
At that moment, she spotted another familiar brunet heading her way, without noticing her. It was Kevin, the only person that owed her something. This was almost too good to be true.
“Hey, you!” she called him, gaining his attention.
Oh, this would be so fun! Revenge was a very sweet thing indeed…
-
“Hi Mr. Highwind,” Kevin greeted, when he entered Merlin’s house after Yuffie.
“Hi Cid.”
After greeting him, Yuffie stayed near the doorway, almost as if something was bothering her.
Cid, who noticed that she was sounding a little too innocent, asked, “Now what do you want?”
“We have something to tell you. It’s very serious,” the ninja replied, solemnly.
Silence…
“Well, are you gonna tell me or not? Unlike you, I don’t have all day!”
The raven-haired young woman took a deep breath. “I’m pregnant.”
Another moment of silence followed.
Cid’s face first had a neutral look on it, but then, “Oh good… I thought you were just getting fat.”